Santa's Slay
Directed by David Steiman
1,000 years ago, the cherubic devil known as Santa lost a bet with an angel that forced him to play nice for an entire millennium. The bet has been paid, and now Santa wants to slay.
A demonic Santa Claus goes on a rampage.
Cast: Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin, Robert Culp
Member Reviews
Unbelievably stupid. And not even in a good way. Watching this steaming turd of a movie attempting to be funny was sheer torture. Not even Dave Thomas AND Robert Culp could save it. Goldberg is somehow EVEN WORSE than you'd expect him to be. I can honestly say I'm not going to respect you as much if I learn you liked this movie. (Admittedly, the Rankin-Bass sequence was sort of funny. )
Right level of silly vs. good.
A fun background movie.
enjoyable christmas horror with some truly horrible puns and casual early 2000s racism
Awesome